Things haven't been going smoothly between us lately, and we haven't spoken in several weeks, and I think the time has come to break things off. Everywhere I look I see you in the hands of another, I thought our relationship was special, but now I realise it wasn't. I've met someone new, her name is Coffee, she's a wild one, keeps me up all night, and is there every morning to put a smile on my face. ;) It's not you, really, it's me. It's time I moved on. We've had some good times together, but it's over now. Bye.