Stephen Knight ([info]edgey) wrote,
@ 2004-03-25 12:06:00
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Open letter to Beer.
Dear Beer,
Things haven't been going smoothly between us lately, and we haven't spoken in several weeks, and I think the time has come to break things off. Everywhere I look I see you in the hands of another, I thought our relationship was special, but now I realise it wasn't. I've met someone new, her name is Coffee, she's a wild one, keeps me up all night, and is there every morning to put a smile on my face. ;) It's not you, really, it's me. It's time I moved on. We've had some good times together, but it's over now. Bye.
Sincerely,
Stephen



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[info]mrgone
2004-03-25 09:10 am UTC (link)
LOL!!!

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*wipes away tears*
[info]gargoyl
2004-03-25 09:18 am UTC (link)
I think I'm going to cry.

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[info]construct37
2004-03-25 09:45 am UTC (link)
HAH nice!

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[info]candyjesus
2004-03-25 09:47 am UTC (link)
"Ok... what part did you not understand the WE, the BROKE, or the UP?"

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[info]skosh
2004-03-25 09:47 am UTC (link)
damnit Coffee is mine!!! hands off!!!...i'll be having words with Coffee, 2-timing no good son of a bitch lol ;o)

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[info]zendiagrams
2004-03-25 11:39 am UTC (link)
I am taken odds on how long it will last this time...

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[info]paulfear
2004-03-25 12:05 pm UTC (link)
first it was heinekin, now its starbucks; steve is becoming a yuppie.

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(Anonymous)
2004-03-25 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Good for you man.

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[info]jodaro
2004-03-25 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Soon to be replaced with Blackhaus?

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[info]slugjelly
2004-03-26 04:00 am UTC (link)
More Heinies for me!

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[info]prox2
2004-04-01 07:36 am UTC (link)
join the club...

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bwahahha
[info]oneoftheabove
2005-06-30 04:09 am UTC (link)
rofl. that's fucking classic.

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[info]sqwd
2009-03-05 05:36 pm UTC (link)
What you don't seem to realize is that: Beer can change! Give beer another chance! It promises never to hurt you again.

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